/co/nfound You!

(to the tune of Cee Lo Green's "F**k You!")

I see you postin' on /co/
with your pony bros
and I'm like CONFOUND YOU (ooo, ooo, oooo)
I'm tired of looking at these threads
about your girly show
I'm like CONFOUND YOU
AND YOUR BRONIES TOO

You said if I'd just listen
see what I've been missin'...
Hey, I might like this shit
(might like this shit)
Give it the benefit of doubt
I just might check it out
til then CONFOUND YOU
(ooo, ooo, oooo)

I said you seemed furry
you told me "Don't worry
'Cause either way we can still be friends"
I tried some trollin'
but you keep on rollin'
Guess I'll look at this in a different lens
I pity the fool who ponies up with you
(We admit it's real silly)
(to like a show made for fillies)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, I've got some news for you
Okay, you have one episode to convince me

You see me postin' on /co/
with your pony bros
and I'm like CONFOUND YOU
(ooo, ooo, oooo)
I'm tired of staying up just talking
about this show
I'm like CONFOUND YOU
AND YOUR BRONIES TOO

I decided to listen
see what I've been missin'...
Now I'm hooked on this shit
(hooked on this shit)
No, I can't hate you in the end
'cause you're all my new friends
but still CONFOUND YOU
(ooo, ooo, oooo)

This show ain't borin'
and for that I blame Lauren
Hasbro gave her so much room
To be creative and innovative
and save the franchise from certain doom
Wait. Confirmed season two?! i just excite as u
(Just don't tell your mother)
(you're part of the herd, brother)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, I made OC for you!
...Yes, that pony's mai waifu. Problem?

They see me postin' on /co/
with my pony bros
and they're like CONFOUND YOU
(ooo, ooo, oooo)
Haters keep hating, trolls keep trolling
and our fandom's still growing
they're like CONFOUND YOU
AND YOUR BRONIES TOO

They said "Now you've seen it
you're losing your penis"...
Well, not last I checked
(you did not just clop)
And though there's plenty 34
I value our friendship more
Don't that CONFOUND YOU (ooo, ooo, oooo)

They beg and plead and cry and whine
and moan for us to keep in one thread
(one thread, one thread, one thread)
The ponies are memetic and
enthusiasm's starting to spread
(to spread, to spread, to spread)
Check the archive—
UH?
WHY?
UH!
WHY!
UH!
WHHHHY fight it?
/co/!
I love you
"NO!"
I still love you, OOOH!

They see us postin' on /co/
with our pony bros
and they're like CONFOUND YOU
(ooo, ooo, oooo)
We have one thread for our home
not allowed to roam
they're like CONFOUND YOU
AND YOUR MARKER TOO

Now that we're all together
write Princess Celestia...
about what we've learned
(what did we learn?)
We've learned the magic of true friendship
and that nothing can sink it
Why's it CONFOUND YOU?

(ooo, ooo, oooo)